musicguru88

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:56:44 GMT

8-24-05

"This is gonna be another link towards Gary's thing." -Vinny

8-13-05

"You make me want to rub my nipples." -Dawn

"That bitch looks like a retired Umpa Lumpa."-Jamison

"Max ran out of PIMP juice"-Dawn

"I can smell the pink"-Jamison

"Theres no pussy too nasty for me"-Skylar

"I wanna Skin somebody and pour bleach on them!!"-Jamison
8-14-05

"She looked like a ugly fucking alien that did a handstand, took a shit, and made an abomination of a tattoo above the crack of her ass."-Skylar

"Your a food stamp"-Jamison (talking to Skylar)

"Stop sucking so hard, you need to learn how to suck it gently"-Jamison

"Theres a big hole in my ass"-Vinny

"Slam dunkin yo`grizzle"-Jamison

"He blew it in the hole"-Emma

"Roast Beef On Rye" (x3)-Jamison

"Whats roast beef?"-Emma "Look down"-Gary

"Im not, Im hoping you'll push your tit into my hand"-Bryan

"I got a purple belt and pink glasses nigga"-Jamison

"All i can see is boobs!!!"-Jamison

"We can turn Mr. Rogers crib into the magical crack house"-Jamison

"He moistened the bear"-Matt

"i wanna go to your grandma's cake"-Vinny

"You stole the twinke from the raccoon"- Vinny
8-17-05

"She was about to put it in, i was like NICOOOOLLLLEEE"-Bryan

"Whoa thats a big thing"-Vinny

"I keep playing with it and i cant sleep"-Vinny

"This is a bathroom not a brewery"-Jamison
8-18-05

"Ima start a Mexican cleaning business and call it spik n' spam"- Jamison

"How much guacamole do you think i could fit in my mouth"-Max

"You sound like the guy from the thing with the people"-Crunchy

8-19-05
"One lick and im done"-Jamisom

"I can feel the threading in my ear"-Max

"It's like fun town for your penis"-Jamison

"Get ready to get wet"-Bill Board we saw upstate NY

8-19-05

"There’s no leaves coming out of cocks"-Max

Thu, 26 May 2005 02:43:53 GMT

FIRE! FIRE! GET OUT NOW!!!

Finally

Thu, 05 May 2005 01:39:11 GMT

Here it is... The long awaited update.

"Who's comming on me?!" - Chris

"I waited for it to taste good, but it never came" - Frank

"I turned my head, and it got all over my face" - Carly

"We got a nice big one thanks to your mom!" - Frank

"Mozerella laxative?!" - Crunchy

"Bad hair day?" - Mikey P.

"I've got the coolest crack." - Frank

"I've got a nun and a cock." - Frank

"I'm gonna have little screens in my butt." - i forgot, comment to have this fixed

"I'm only chunky because every time I fuck your sister she makes me a sandwich!!!!" - Crunchy

I should do this more often...

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 21:42:32 GMT

Wow... I almost forgot I had this thing... Only one quote this time, but it's a good one.

"I need to brush up on my stick"-Frank

I'll try to start updating this thing regularly again.

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 04:53:55 GMT

I know, I know... I've been slacking alot lately, but I swear i'll start regularly updating this thing soon.

In the mean time a few quotes here.

"I got a big ass straw, and a biscut full of ice cream."-Chris W

"She's only got one leg because she ate so much, she got diabetes."-Frank

"My brain hurts"-Chris W

"You want some french fries BIIATCH?!?!"-Random guy in the John Jay parking lot.

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 04:43:19 GMT

This isn't a post full of stupid things that people have said. It's actually a list of stupid things we have said entirely too loud at restauraunts.

"That was a dildo, I thought it was you!"-Frank

"That's not a cheese grater, it's me grand-mum."-Chris

"So then I realized my toaster ran out of water."-Crunchy

"So I told him, I'm not gay, but you're standing on my knee-caps!"-Chris

"So I told him, I've got a Vodka bottle glued to my face, I'm sitting in a bucket of rasins, and there are coat hangers everywhere."

and then there's the infamous joke that mikey p said that I would prefer not to write on here...

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 01:45:02 GMT

What kind of a moron steals a license plate?

Click me!

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 03:59:31 GMT

MusicGuru124749: I always had the sinking suspision that the devil was a woman...
Dreadnaht1: Yea and God is a black jehovia's witness.
Dreadnaht1: YEAAAAA
Dreadnaht1: Rub my green spot oooooooooh yea

I honestly didn't see that comming...

God Bless Vodka...

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 04:22:48 GMT

This entry is dedicated to an extremely intoxicated Crunchy Earl... Let's get to it!

"I want to go to sleep, but she's in Arizona..."

"Hello mother, how's the weather?"

"Knock knock... Who's there? BAGEL!"

"But crunchy we got you your bagel..."-Frank "That's when rain falls from the sky!(Responding to Frank)"

"I am the walrus..."

"ufcfreakxcrunchy (3:48:27 AM): on hte thing get hte ping yuo?"-He said that to me online later on...

To all who missed Crunchy while he was smashed... I feel very very bad for you...

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 06:22:36 GMT

If I forgot your name, sorry.

You owe me my Snatch back.-Crunchy

If I had a job, I wouldn't be lazy.-I forgot, comment and i'll correct.

Where the hell is the hole?-Mike P.

I'm gonna wet myself.-Lauren

I licked sour.-Vinny

I want a piece of your Vinny Pie.-Forgot

It's the essence of ghost.-Max

I beat you because you're black.-VInny.

Dude... Nicks mom is so hott.-Mike P.

I hate when you shove it in my mouth.-Lauren

I'll doob your tubly.-Max

That was a mountain of a woman!-Crunchy

Bowling is the sport of kings, fat, fat kings.-Scott

Beware, for I am Crunchy, warrior princess.-Crunchy

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:48:58 GMT

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 05:02:57 GMT

Can of Lysol.............$5.79
Lighter..................$1.00
Snapple..................$1.75
Two X-Box controllers....$25.00
Area Rug.................$10.00

Setting Chris Willams on fire, and nearly burning down Crunchy Earls house....Priceless

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 23:01:01 GMT

Crunchy has a new nickname... Tasty toaster... Thankyou random hispanic dunkin donuts worker...

It's been a while, let's get right into it.

You shanked me last time and it hurt.-Frank

Poke a nose.-Vinny

That's ass lube.-Vinny

Whoa... That's turney!!-Crunchy

I got gas son!-Jamison

I like pudding pops.-Carly

I stole balls from frank.-Carly

Blow my hole.-(I forgot who said this, comment and I'll change it.)

I'm a humanitarian, I pop bunny skulls.-Frank

I wanna fuck him.-Frank

Pictures will arrive later today.

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:46:44 GMT

Todays word of the day "Triclops" once again courtesy of frank.

This is gonna be one hell of an update; with pictures and quotes.

It sounded like there was a midget in my engine bay hitting the block with a hammer-Tyler

Korea looks like a hangy dangely disgustuing thing that I can't describe.-Frank

I'm a mirror.-Frank

I like to pee in the lunch room.-Frank

I'll make that rabbit my bitch.-Vinny

My one leg has pants.-Lauren

I beat him off(x3)-Vinny

She's the only other girl I know with this car.-Frank

My little broken jiz mist.-Frank

Juicy jews-Random Commercial

Your bush got in my mouth.-Vinny

He didn't pop my tire where I can't see?-Lauren

You make my mouth sticky.-Vinny

It's the law of pulling out, they always go too slow.-Frank

Well, if you put it in perspective, it's better than dating my son.-Dr.Robert Strange

I have a civic, so it would be a kamakazi misson.-Skylar

He should focus on a mechanic.-Vinny

My mouth tastes like penis.-Jamison

Yeah, I'm a rich girl.-Frank

Tyler had a seizure...

For some reason this giant rat is outside of ibm on rt.52 in hopewell...

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:53:47 GMT

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 30% on proof

You scored higher than 90% on beer index

You scored higher than 86% on wine index

You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 01:33:33 GMT

Okay, okay, I guess I can make fun of myself on here too... Here I am, stuck in a doggie door.

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:58:36 GMT

IcAnBStarGlow: that was the best piss of my life.

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:03:44 GMT

Fallinvampire69: never mind sex with a dead log its a dead whale now

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 05:53:34 GMT

Aren't we all consumer whores though?

BLACKMALE BITCHES!

This one hurt for a few days...

Here we go again.

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:43:42 GMT

Jesus Christ, I've only had this journal for ten days now; look at all the shit that's in here alredy! Life is good...

I love bush.-Vinny

I fixed it! Who ever said you need to move to fix things...-Crunchy

Those aren't rich white people drugs!-Max

Pistol whip bitch!-Vinny

Yeah, I stayed home sick today and masturbated four times... Well that's an exageration; it was more like three.-Max

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 05:41:08 GMT

Only one for now. Hm... these things aren't comming as easily as they used to, i guess i'll just have to listen a bit harder.

I could fit all that in my mouth.-Lauren

Crunchy wisdom...

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 21:31:47 GMT

We're all just that retarded kid trying to run up a hill.-Crunchy

BK is awesome...

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 04:18:21 GMT

God bless crunchy...

PIE ME!(shakes finger at cashier.)-Crunchy

It's like there are crazy dead people in my head.-Crunchy

I HIT MY LIP ON THE WINDOW...-Crunchy

I just need it in my ear.-Frank

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:45:58 GMT

I have a big mouth intended for big things.- Lauren

I'm getting humped by a hobbit!!!- Lauren

Skylar you gotta shave! I JUST DID!!!!!!!!!!Skylar and vinny

You're furry!-Vinny

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:43:43 GMT

I'm gonna bite it. I'm gonna take a manly bite.- Lauren

I just got here to take a test, let's go...-Crunchy